The Loser Nation of Generic Loreld is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Fred with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.284 billion Generic Loreldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lo Meir. The average income tax rate is 63.2%.

The all-consuming Generic Loreldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Stinking Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,074 Stinking Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can tell when Generic Loreldians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, and maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Generic Loreldian flag can be displayed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Loreld's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fredism.

Generic Loreld is ranked 68,043^rd in the world and 6^th in Pacifism for Highest Poor Incomes, with 44,090.46 Standard Monetary Units.