The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.279 billion Generic Eltran Puppeteers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukuoka. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Generic Eltran economy, worth 426 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,561 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Generic Eltran Puppet's new capital, Old Jon Blackwolf has just been declared ruler of Generic Eltran Puppet in an international press conference, Defender Moralism has been named as Generic Eltran Puppet's national religion, and the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Generic Eltran Puppet's national animal is the Grey or Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Generic Eltran Puppet is ranked 132,700^th in the world and 86^th in The Bobcat Nation for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,561.95 Standard Monetary Units.