The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Update Command with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.556 billion Generic Defender Puppetians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libcord. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The Generic Defender Puppetian economy, worth 430 trillion endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,843 endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Defender Moralism has been named as Generic Defender Puppet's national religion, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Generic Defender Puppet's national animal is the guinea pig I guess fendas love those, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Generic Defender Puppet is ranked 30,090^th in the world and 41^st in The Bobcat Nation for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 86.82 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.