The Colony of Generic Dahveedland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Lee Sum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.165 billion Generic Dahveedlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Hole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The all-consuming Generic Dahveedlandian economy, worth 559 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,731 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,881 per year while the poor average 16,551, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

The sun now sets on the Generic Dahveedlandian Empire, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Dahveedland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Generic Dahveedland is ranked 306,010^th in the world and 13^th in Associated Fairy Circles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.