The Order of General Valais is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Paleroche clan with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.148 billion General Valaisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjerag. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong General Valaisian economy, worth 130 trillion Kjeragian Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,367 Kjeragian Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Valais's national animal is the Caprinae.

General Valais is ranked 242,993^rd in the world and 49^th in Kjerag for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.6 percentage of bribes refused.