Largest Gambling Industry: 139thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 215th
The Catastrophic Corporates of
Capitalist Paradise
Why slay the Dragon when one can indulge in its horde?
Governor Redtooth
Influence
Dominator
Usurper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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General TN

Population5.757 billion

CapitalTN Sol Sołegna
LeaderGovernor Redtooth
FaithCapitalist Greed

Currency𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
AnimalGeneral TM

The Catastrophic Corporates of General TN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.757 billion Money Makers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,234 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,482,049 per year while the poor average 2,801, a ratio of 885 to 1.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.

General TN is ranked 331,288th in the world and 2nd in A Golden Hell for Safest, scoring 1.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 139thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 215thMost Armed: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thMost Avoided: 265thHighest Drug Use: 271stFattest Citizens: 328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 439thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 584thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 685thLargest Retail Industry: 814thHighest Disposable Incomes: 837thRudest Citizens: 1,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,147thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,522ndMost Devout: 2,639thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,059thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 3,358thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,008thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,089thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,017thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,635thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 22,610thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,127thMost Pro-Market: 29,787th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : General TN's influence in A Golden Hell fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
  • : General TN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.

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