
| Population | 5.757 billion |
| Capital | TN Sol Sołegna |
| Leader | Governor Redtooth |
| Faith | Capitalist Greed |
| Currency | 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗 |
| Animal | General TM |
The Catastrophic Corporates of General TN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.757 billion Money Makers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,234 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,482,049 per year while the poor average 2,801, a ratio of 885 to 1.
The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.
General TN is ranked 331,288th in the world and 2nd in A Golden Hell for Safest, scoring 1.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
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General TN's influence in A Golden Hell fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
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General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
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General TN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
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General TN's influence in A Golden Hell rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.








































