The Imperial Kingdom of Geckia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Alejandro Geckus de Hydragon y Gecksburg with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 7.521 billion Geckians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scales-by-the-Sea. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Geckian economy, worth 285 trillion Crests a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,983 Crests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, Geckia has designated Scales-by-the-Sea as its capital city, Catholicism has been named as Geckia's national religion, and Alejandro Geckus de Hydragon y Gecksburg has just been declared ruler of Geckia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geckia's national animal is the Gecko, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Geckia is ranked 212,958^th in the world and 3^rd in The Abyssal realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 291.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.