The Republic of GCF is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Krenko Clone Boss with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.048 billion GCFians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghoublin Clones Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The all-consuming GCFian economy, worth 331 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,717 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,769 per year while the poor average 13,054, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GCF's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GCF is ranked 19,062^nd in the world and 4^th in Testregionia for Most Conservative, scoring 83.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.