The Republic of Gazoland 2 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 275 million Gazolanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gazolandian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Bintars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,625 Bintars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, Gazoland 2 has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, the Gazoland 2 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gazoland 2's national animal is the Molpup, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gazoland 2 is ranked 45,715^th in the world and 80^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,192.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.