Largest Retail Industry: 3,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,918thLargest Black Market: 4,675th
The Haligonian Snow Leopards of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing
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Powerbroker
Halifax Awakened Abode
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gauthama

Population9.572 billion

CapitalKapilavastu
LeaderKing Ashok

Currencytea leaf
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Haligonian Snow Leopards of Gauthama is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Ashok with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.572 billion Gauthamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapilavastu. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gauthaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion tea leaves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,100 tea leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and the giant 80-storey carving of King Ashok in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gauthama's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gauthama is ranked 246,073rd in the world and 7th in The Himalayas for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.62 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,918thLargest Black Market: 4,675thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,917thNudest: 7,266thLargest Mining Sector: 8,231stRudest Citizens: 10,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,026thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,032ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,928thLowest Crime Rates: 16,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,790thMost Developed: 16,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,179thMost Secular: 19,329thLargest Governments: 19,547thMost Patriotic: 20,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,814thMost Efficient Economies: 22,138thSmartest Citizens: 23,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,972nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gauthama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, the giant 80-storey carving of King Ashok in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of Gauthama.
  • : Gauthama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Gauthama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Gauthama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gauthama, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.

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