The Garyite Corn of Garyite Cornfeild is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Indiana with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 2.2 billion Garyite Cornfeildians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indianapolis. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Garyite Cornfeildian economy, worth 80.1 trillion Corns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,430 Corns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Garyite Cornfeild has designated Indianapolis as its capital city, John Indiana has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Garyite Cornfeild's national animal is the Corn and its national religion is Garyite Corn Cult.

Garyite Cornfeild is ranked 249,045^th in the world and 207^th in Indianapolis Indiana for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.