The Garyite Corn of Garyite Cornfeild is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Indiana with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.844 billion Garyite Cornfeildians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indianapolis. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Garyite Cornfeildian economy, worth 68.3 trillion Corns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,035 Corns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, Garyite Cornfeild has designated Indianapolis as its capital city, John Indiana has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Garyite Cornfeild's national animal is the Corn and its national religion is Garyite Corn Cult.

Garyite Cornfeild is ranked 199,557^th in the world and 329^th in Indianapolis Indiana for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.