The Free Land of Gary Francione is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 11.924 billion Gary Francioneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Gary Francionean economy, worth 633 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,116 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gary Francione's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gary Francione is ranked 80,162^nd in the world and 44^th in The Gallery for Most Primitive, scoring 28.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.