The Gary of Gary4 is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 11.548 billion Gary4ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gary4ian economy, worth 982 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,052 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, Formula One cars in Gary4 boast 56 miles per gallon, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gary4's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gary4 is ranked 118,850^th in the world and 1^st in Autonomous confederacy of the new world for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,080.12 Standard Monetary Units.