The Republic of Gary1 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.21 billion Gary1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Gary1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,555 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gary1's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gary1 is ranked 66,881st in the world and 1st in Imperton for Largest Governments, scoring 20.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
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Gary1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
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Gary1, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
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Gary1, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
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Gary1, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
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Gary1, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
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Gary1, politicians have tenure.
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Gary1, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
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Gary1, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Gary1, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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Gary1, sick Gary1ians are hair today and gone tomorrow.










