Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,907thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,294thHighest Crime Rates: 4,319th
The Violet Violence of
Capitalist Paradise
Might Makes Right
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Garrh

Population17.91 billion

CapitalParking Lot
LeaderThe Mighty Garrh
FaithVioletism

Currencymark
Animalsalmon

The Violet Violence of Garrh is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Mighty Garrh with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.91 billion Garrhians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parking Lot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The all-consuming Garrhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 96,813 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 517,318 per year while the poor average 9,504, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Garrh, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Garrh's national animal is the salmon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Violetism.

Garrh is ranked 41,905th in the world and 2nd in Key Results Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,022.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,907thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,294thHighest Crime Rates: 4,319thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,787thMost Avoided: 4,996thFattest Citizens: 6,058thRudest Citizens: 9,033rdMost Secular: 10,129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,547thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,839thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,938thLargest Retail Industry: 15,055thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,566thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 17,049thHighest Economic Output: 19,623rdLargest Populations: 22,524thMost Armed: 25,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,581st
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Garrh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Garrh.
  • : Garrh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Garrh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Garrh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Most Pro-Market, and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Garrh, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.

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