The Commonwealth of Garolai is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 433 million Garolaians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Garolaian economy, worth 17.6 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,661 Toastarian Bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garolai's national animal is the Garolaian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garolai is ranked 255,274^th in the world and 53^rd in The Toastic Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.