The Republic of Garden Guard is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.31 billion Garden Guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Garden Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,984 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Garden Guard's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Garden Guard is ranked 185,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Kent for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 321.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.