The Nomadic Peoples of Gaover is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.527 billion Gaoverians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gaoverian economy, worth 170 trillion guilders a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,846 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, most foreigners can't name the leader of Gaover, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaover's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gaover is ranked 189,648^th in the world and 662^nd in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,560.52 Standard Monetary Units.