
| Population | 12.807 billion |
| Capital | Kokambore |
| Leader | Supreme Governor Uptarbos Regemék |
| Faith | Darteism |
| Currency | Jenstar Ancíre |
| Animal | Rabbit |
The Confederacy of Gankallia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Governor Uptarbos Regemék with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.807 billion Gankallians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokambore. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Gankallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Jenstar Ancíres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 176,782 Jenstar Ancíres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and Gankallian military drills look more like joint-Konteka People Organization exercises than anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gankallia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darteism.
Gankallia is ranked 318,424th in the world and 7th in Konteka People Organization for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, Gankallian military drills look more like joint-Konteka People Organization exercises than anything else.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
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Gankallia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Gankallia, waste collection professionals have been canned.









































