The Free Land of Gan Holf is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.746 billion Gan Holfians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Gan Holfian economy, worth 768 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,885 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 800,790 per year while the poor average 1,081, a ratio of 740 to 1.

Scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gan Holf's national animal is the snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gan Holf is ranked 223,524^th in the world and 7,667^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.