The State of Gamilton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.436 billion Gamiltonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Gamiltonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,869 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,645 per year while the poor average 8,957, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry and Gamilton has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gamilton's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gamilton is ranked 111,357^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Gambia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,677.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.