Population | 21.237 billion |
Capital | GameFAQs City |
Leader | The Great Allen |
Faith | LUEshism |
Currency | FAQ |
Animal | Game |
The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.237 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.
The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 10,816 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 509,323 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,516,636 per year while the poor average 134,017, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.
GameFAQs Founder is ranked 4,654th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Most Stationary, with 3,350.66452224 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.