
| Population | 26.67 billion |
| Capital | GameFAQs City |
| Leader | The Great Allen |
| Faith | LUEshism |
| Currency | FAQ |
| Animal | Game |
The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.67 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.
The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 13,134 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,470 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,672,399 per year while the poor average 106,987, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
Warning signs caution GameFAQs Founders where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.
GameFAQs Founder is ranked 290th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,837.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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GameFAQs Founder, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
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GameFAQs Founder, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in
GameFAQs Founder, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in
GameFAQs Founder, warning signs caution GameFAQs Founders where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in
GameFAQs Founder, when their backs are against the walls GameFAQs Founders look out for gay men.
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GameFAQs Founder, The Great Allen is called 'Patches' at international summits.
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GameFAQs Founder, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
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GameFAQs Founder, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
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GameFAQs Founder, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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GameFAQs Founder, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.














































