The People's Republic of Gambella is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Gamble with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.456 billion Gambellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turd Ferguson. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gambellan economy, worth a remarkable 6,489 trillion Dangles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,912 Dangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gambella, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gambella's national animal is the Oso, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is your mom.

Gambella is ranked 4,630^th in the world and 1^st in Gambella for Most Corrupt Governments, with 236.22 kickbacks per hour.