The Socialist Federation of Gallispania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emmanuel Louis with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.994 billion Gallispanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gallispanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion Galluses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,898 Galluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", the government loves seeing the little people fight, the Gallispanian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Gallispanian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallispania's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Socialism.

Gallispania is ranked 2,418^th in the world and 1^st in Australialia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 14,534.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.