The Kingdom of Galizienmark is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 621 million Galizienmarkians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Kalusch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Galizienmarkian economy, worth 81.6 trillion galician kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,356 galician kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,607 per year while the poor average 21,974, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galizienmark's national animal is the jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galizienmark is ranked 266,317^th in the world and 101^st in KAISERREICH for Largest Populations, with 621 million capita.