The Holy Empire of Galaxy is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Harkon LXXVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.174 billion Humans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 216,716 Galactic Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,388,732 per year while the poor average 13,800, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, prosecutors accuse General Tso of monopolizing the lunch market, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galaxy's national animal is the Uroboros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Pantheon.

Galaxy is ranked 107,447^th in the world and 1^st in Materium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 806.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.