The Thousand Hills of Galassia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Guru of Time with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.826 billion Galassians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Galassian economy, worth 247 trillion Cosmic Stones a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 5,512 Cosmic Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, organ donation is compulsory, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galassia's national animal is the Worm Hole Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism.

Galassia is ranked 18,670^th in the world and 4^th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Safest, scoring 114.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.