Rudest Citizens: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 287thFattest Citizens: 720th
The United Commonwealths of
Capitalist Paradise
Deo Confidimus
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.901 billion

CapitalSt Louis
LeaderKing Arsène Rodier


The United Commonwealths of Gagium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Arsène Rodier with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.901 billion Gagians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Louis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,581 trillion Gagis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 290,049 Gagis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,511,237 per year while the poor average 30,015, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gagium's national animal is the Pelican, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gagium is ranked 11,523rd in the world and 1st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,285.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 287thFattest Citizens: 720thHighest Disposable Incomes: 770thLargest Gambling Industry: 798thMost Armed: 823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 944thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 977thMost Efficient Economies: 1,078thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,395thHighest Crime Rates: 1,527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,557thMost Avoided: 1,629thMost Devout: 1,831stHighest Average Incomes: 2,318thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,323rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,890thLargest Mining Sector: 3,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,923rdHighest Economic Output: 6,041stLargest Governments: 6,889thSmartest Citizens: 8,969thMost Cultured: 9,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,871stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,811thTop
Largest Black Market: 17,378thMost Pro-Market: 18,778thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,274thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,275th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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