The Holy Pink Land of Gafton Sufrex is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wynona Cross with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.14 billion Sufriy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onclavia. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sufrili economy, worth 482 trillion manus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,842 manus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether Wynona Cross is a great leader or the greatest leader, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, the nation tends not to learn from its history, and adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gafton Sufrex's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horrology.

Gafton Sufrex is ranked 15,466^th in the world and 2^nd in Edmundian Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 133.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.