The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 267 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 17.6 billion Gaeslan 267ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Gaeslan 267ian economy, worth 476 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,054 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Gaeslan 267's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 267 is ranked 106,973^rd in the world and 1^st in Islamic Republic of Iran for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.71 kickbacks per hour.