The Dictatorship of Gabigamer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gabi-Gamer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.149 billion Gabigamerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GABI-GAMERlandia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gabigamerian economy, worth 297 trillion PETARDOES a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,655 PETARDOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, and the nation thinks the universe revolves around them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabigamer's national animal is the jilipollas and its national religion is Culto al dios gabigamer.

Gabigamer is ranked 156,748^th in the world and 2^nd in GABIGAMERLADIA for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 848.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.