The Old Raiding Puppet of Gabe1785 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Venico duh with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.795 billion Gabe1785ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gabe1785 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabe1785ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,395 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabe1785's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gabe1785 is ranked 319,881^st in the world and 17,169^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.