The Province of Gabban is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.377 billion Gabbanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The powerhouse Gabbanian economy, worth 235 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,900 Provincial Talers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,037 per year while the poor average 14,706, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabban's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gabban is ranked 303,910^th in the world and 34^th in Urcea for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 25.21 on the Kitten Softness Rating.