The Gallium of Ga is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.044 billion Gans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gan economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,942 golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ga's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ga is ranked 230,190^th in the world and 12,549^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,574.65 Standard Monetary Units.