The Bannorn of Fyrine is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bann Milo vos Gozet with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.419 billion Fyrineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zammis. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Fyrinean economy, worth 524 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,102 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fyrine's national animal is the tortoise, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Fyrine is ranked 139,016^th in the world and 13^th in Alvion for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.