The Democratic Republic of Fylkjer is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Rouven Van Gerhadsdorf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.576 billion Fylkjaners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebenfurt. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fylkjerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion Fylkjer Frankens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,957 Fylkjer Frankens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sick Fylkjaners are hair today and gone tomorrow, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and Fylkjaners incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fylkjer's national animal is the Geese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fylkjer is ranked 7,375^th in the world and 377^th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 71.46 on the Kitten Softness Rating.