The Protectorate of Futuna DPR is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 497 million Futuna DPRians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Futuna DPRian economy, worth 18.6 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,389 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Futuna DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Futuna DPR is ranked 288,636^th in the world and 14^th in New Region oasis for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.