The Student Union of Furry Schoolgirls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Krystal with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 14.327 billion Furry Schoolgirls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Pacific High School. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Furry Schoolgirl economy, worth 149 trillion charities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 10,417 charities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furry Schoolgirls's national animal is the winged unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agápē Love.

Furry Schoolgirls is ranked 93,091^st in the world and 1,601^st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.59 kickbacks per hour.