The Dominion of Furet Reich is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 36 million Furets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Furet economy, worth 1.05 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,074 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furet Reich's national animal is the ferret, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Furet Reich is ranked 109,438^th in the world and 3^rd in Warzone Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.