The United States of Funny Yoyo is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.254 billion Funny Yoyoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Funny Yoyoan economy, worth 51.3 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 40,912 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funny Yoyo's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Funny Yoyo is ranked 233,780^th in the world and 4^th in hopeless 7659 for Largest Populations, with 1.25 billion capita.