The Democratic Republic of FuLequality is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jake with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.158 billion FuLequalitarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulcity. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The FuLequalityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion FuLcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 68,991 FuLcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss FuLequality, the World Democratic Republic Games have been won again by FuLequality as no other country cares enough to compete, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FuLequality's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

FuLequality is ranked 252,041^st in the world and 2,042^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 872.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.