The Technocratic Human State of FSPR is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Pirx The Pilot with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.116 billion Humans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskovia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 251,226 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

FSPR's citizens often wander into each other's homes, the government is proudly free of crabs, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and voters must decide whether to go number one or number two. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FSPR's national animal is the Tiny Tree Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism and Determinism.

FSPR is ranked 1,620^th in the world and 56^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 214.1 quips per hour.