The Rogue Nation of Fruizlhia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.513 billion Fruizlhians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fruizlhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,399 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fruizlhia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fruizlhia is ranked 5,532^nd in the world and 73^rd in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.03 law-abiding acts per hour.