The Holy Empire of Fruitee land is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Salo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.842 billion Fruitee landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happyfunland. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Fruitee landian economy, worth 131 trillion Fluxuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,324 Fluxuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and Salo consults the market before choosing breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fruitee land's national animal is the Casoar.

Fruitee land is ranked 52,808^th in the world and 2,593^rd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 53,897.59 Standard Monetary Units.