The Cat loving utopia of Frotopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.882 billion Frotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciracule. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Frotopian economy, worth 139 trillion copper tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,340 copper tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence, large sections of Frotopia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frotopia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frotopia is ranked 123,123^rd in the world and 2^nd in oliver for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,918.23 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.