The Protectorate of Frost Play is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 443 million Frost Playians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Frost Playian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Inks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,668 Inks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Frost Play, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frost Play's national animal is the Scriptgeist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frost Play is ranked 210,080^th in the world and 22^nd in Sui for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 627.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.