The Republic of Frodwalf is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 581 million Frodwalfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Frodwalfian economy, worth 26.1 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,999 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frodwalf's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Frodwalf is ranked 133,673^rd in the world and 1^st in the Frontier Defense Force for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,435.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.