The Incorporated States of Frixtan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.994 billion Frixtanes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Frixtane economy, worth 315 trillion amzets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 62,993 amzets, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Frixtan's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Frixtan is ranked 118,065^th in the world and 9^th in Trinity Legion for Smartest Citizens, with 33.91 quips per hour.