The Kingdom of Fries 2 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.386 billion Fries 2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fries 2ian economy, worth 652 trillion Frieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,102 Frieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fries 2's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fries 2 is ranked 280,378^th in the world and 4,349^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 9.81 Atheism Rate.