The Free Land of Fridgitatia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 48.253 billion Fridgitatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fridgitatia City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Fridgitatian economy, worth 561 trillion quatlus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,626 quatlus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Fridgitatia's national animal is the tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fridgitatia is ranked 47,556^th in the world and 1^st in Wheres_George for Safest, scoring 103.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.